Fucking Fabulous is a new limited edition of the Private Blend Collection, an American fashion brand Tom Ford. The perfume appeared on the perfumery shelves in September 2017, and later in the Anabella perfumery in Knez Mihailova in Belgrade. The salespersons say that the first quantity was immediately sold out. Whether it was true or not, I will not go into it. After all, the (lack of) taste is not to be discussed.

Immediately after the announcement, the biggest hype of this year when it comes to perfumes was created. Beauty, fashion and perfume bloggers were in ecstasy because … Tom Ford. And, if you’re not fabulous, there’s no reason to exist. Not everyone can dress in Tom Ford, buy Louis Vuitton bags and Manolo Blahnik shoes, Carolina Herrera dresses, but the basic bitches can be dressed in Zara, combining it with a Birkin handbag and Fendi glasses while playing Carie Bradshaw in Savamala, and semi-urban city rednecks can pretend to be playboys aka Dan Bilzerian. True, they do not have a yacht, they can not have 10 top models in every city, but they can sell their grandfather’s field to Malinovo and buy Fucking Fabulous.

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First of all, Fucking Fabulous is fucking gross. Pardon my French. Only one person in the world could wear this scent, as well as the name of this perfume, and that’s Jeffrey Star. A woman wearing Fucking Fabulous is feminine like a bad drag queen, and a man wearing Fucking Fabulous is masculine like a good drag queen. The perfume composition of Fucking Fabulous perfume is leathery, with predominantly appalling sweet notes of almonds and tonka (which I usually adore, but not in this perfume). You know that feeling when you get the oversweetended latte. That unpleasant sweet, bitter coffee-like taste. That’s Fucking Fabulous. Also, the name is simply tacky. It’s okay to flirt with the same, the way Kilian brand is doing, for example, but I can not imagine any self-aware person who would, when asked what perfume he or she wears,  proudly answer Fucking Fabulous. It’s like saying your favorite actress is Pamela Anderson, and your favorite book is “Men are like a chocolate” by Vesna Radusinovic. They’re right when they say that Fucking Fabulous is a statement. Yes, a clean and frivolous statement that you are tasteless and lacking receptors in the nose and a couple of screws in your head. Fucking Fabulous is probably the worst perfume I’ve tried this year, and the competition was huge. This should be enough for anyone with half a brain.

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On the biggest websites for global perfume lovers, Fragrantica and Basenotes, people can’t stress enough how horrible and disgusting this perfume is. Although I often have the need to contradict the general taste, this time I really have to agree with it. A uniquely bad perfume. Shame for the leather genre with perfumes like Histoires de Parfums 1740, Robert Piguet Bandit and Parfum d’Empire Cuir Ottoman. A shame for Tom Ford too, the house where perfumes like Noir de Noir and Tobacco Vanille were made. All in all, unless you are Jeffrey Star or you want to be him, fucking bypass Fucking Fabulous.

[Fragrance notes] almond, tonka, iris root, cashmere, sage. 

[Fragrance group] leather.